HEY SLIME MOLD, HOW SHOULD I GET AROUND THE L CLOSURE?

Go quickly today! Take an Uber via Queens Midtown Tunnel Road.

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Huff it to the J and rock on. Download a podcast. Enjoy the view from the bridge.

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Be lazy. Fuck it. Go to that vegan bananabutter coffeeshop you like so much.

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